Monday, 13 September 2021

Old counterfeiters joke

Today a joke I read many years ago came back to me.

A pair of incompetent counterfeiters printed some $18 notes. Thinking that perhaps they could fool country folk, they rock up at a grocery store in a small town.

"Would you be able to break up an $18 note?", one says to the shopkeeper.

"Sure, would you like threes or sixes?", replies the shopkeeper without batting an eyelid.